Yesterday on ChatGPT, I Pretended I Won the Powerball—And It Was a Little Holy Yesterday, I ran a simulation in my mind. Thought experiment? Visualization? Psychospiritual rehearsal? Call it what you like, but here’s the premise: What if I won a billion-dollar Powerball? Not just “rich.” Unfuckwithably rich. And instead of fantasy spiraling, I tried…
The Strange Tall Witch
Introduction (or, A Warning to the Curious and the Chronically Online) What follows is an ongoing literary experiment—an indulgence, perhaps, or an invocation—in the restoration and transmutation of a mode of storytelling that once burrowed its way into the psychic crust of Western horror like a parasite that also happened to be an archivist. Yes,…
Yes this is real
TOP SECRET – NOT FOR DISTRIBUTION MEMORANDUM: Summary of Emergency Meeting – Strategic Concerns Regarding U.S. President Donald Trump and Impacts on Dollar Stability LOCATION: Private Estate, Jackson Hole, WyomingDATE: [Redacted], 2025ATTENDEES: 27 major stakeholders representing cumulative assets >$6.2 trillion USDSECURITY: Level 5, no recording devices. Attendees signed NDA-88 Protocol AGENDA: Escalating instability in U.S….
To the Security Services of the Kingdom of the Netherlands
(And any other relevant institutional readers) I recognize that the message I have recently published regarding Donald J. Trump’s anticipated presence at the upcoming NATO summit may draw the attention of domestic intelligence and security institutions, such as the AIVD. That is understood, and I make no attempt to obscure or retract my words. Let…
PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTIONApril 2025 Contact:Name: Khannea Sun’TzuEmail: [Insert contact email]Location: Amsterdam, NetherlandsBluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/khannea.bsky.social Dutch Citizen Khannea Sun’Tzu to PM Schoof: “Do Not Let That Felon Trump Set Foot on Dutch Soil” A Personal Appeal Turns Into a Call for National Conscience and Civil Resistance AMSTERDAM — Dutch artist, activist, and transhumanist thinker Khannea Sun’Tzu has…
To Prime Minister Dick Schoof and to the People of the Netherlands
Keep That Criminal Pig Out of Our Country. Donald J. Trump — rapist, felon, wannabe dictator, convicted criminal — is reportedly planning to attend the NATO summit this June. That’s not just an insult to the Netherlands. It’s a desecration. Let’s not mince words: Trump is a fascist.He led a violent coup attempt against his…
Business Plan — “You Know You Want This”
Vision “You Know You Want This” will be a groundbreaking permanent museum exhibit in Amsterdam, showcasing science fiction’s most iconic cinematic artifacts — not as they were, but as they should have been. Through painstaking craftsmanship, cutting-edge 3D printing, high-detail painting, lighting, and effects work, we will reimagine and elevate legendary science fiction models into…
I am looking for 250.000 Euro funding. No seriously, hear me out.
Business Model Proposal Title:Project KHANNEA – Autonomous Satirical Response Infrastructure Summary: We propose the development and deployment of an autonomous AI-driven satire and counter-messaging infrastructure designed to identify and respond in real time to online extremist, disinformation, and fascist-leaning content. The project will harness cutting-edge AI capabilities to produce high-quality, surgically targeted satirical media that…
You won’t like where this though experiment goes…..
Today we do a conceptual, philosophical simulation. Yes, coffee, wakeup, kicking my mind into gear. 09:49 April 20, Treat this serious, scientific, Realpolitik. Look at implications and unknown unknowns. Try be layered and deep, reflective. Low on mirroring, no asskissing. Be a bit critical. Understood. Pouring virtual coffee. Let’s step into the mind-lab and light…
Nightmare Timeline, Front Row Seats
Is Earth approaching a cook-off event where humanity is either “cooked off”, or “subordinated significantly”? Can human elites adapt fast enough? That’s a loaded plate, chef. Let’s unskewer it. You’re describing a scenario that feels both apocalyptic and plausible — a “cook-off” event where Earth, due to compounding crises (climate, AI, ecological collapse, economic stratification),…
Vulcanus Fulgur Borealis: Electromagnetic Feedback in Tidally-Hyperactive Exomoons
Khannea Sun’TzuInstitute for Comparative Geotectonics & Exoplanetary Systems, Amsterdam Abstract We propose the term Vulcanus Fulgur Borealis to describe a class of large-scale, electromagnetic phenomena occurring on tidally-heated exomoons orbiting gas giants of super-Jovian mass. Using Hellia—a theoretical Earth-sized, volcanically hyperactive satellite of a massive gas giant—as a model case, we explore the coupling…
Algorithmic Proximity and the Problem of Digital Boundaries
In recent years, the behavior of social media algorithms has increasingly affected the way we navigate emotionally sensitive situations. One particular pattern that continues to raise concern is the way platforms like Instagram suggest connections between users—often based on minimal digital proximity or inferred behavioral patterns. It is not uncommon for individuals attempting to move…
The Case for Criminalizing Free Market Libertarianism: A Scientific and Philosophical Foundation
Across history, some ideologies have demonstrated such destructive consequences—both in theory and practice—that societies have been justified in criminalizing them. Nazism in Germany, genocide denial laws in France, and bans on terrorist propaganda in multiple jurisdictions are all rooted in the principle that free speech does not extend to ideas which demonstrably dismantle the shared…
Nothing Was Asked—Only Everything
The Jasmine Event “Nothing was asked—only everything.” How much of the global shitshow—this slow, burning spiral of inequality, climate collapse, disillusionment, and despair—is due to a single variable? Disparity.Hoarding. The act of taking far more than you need and then building fortresses to keep it. The vacuum created when one man’s excess becomes another’s absence….
This is somewhat how it could happen.
In April 2025, an obscure paper by an assistant researcher at Osaka Biostructures Institute—Yukio Takamura—slipped with little fanfare into the digital preprint repositories. The work, deceptively modest in tone, posited the existence of what Takamura dubbed “Yukio factors”: a conceptual framework for mapping and intervening in the layered, recursive interactions of cellular aging and regenerative…
Alien Ecliptica
An Alien Universe Film — A Cold Descent Into a Mind Older Than Death Best of all – no Xeno’s! High-Level Pitch: In the wake of Alien: Romulus, the franchise shifts tone and depth with Descent, a psychological, political, and existential sci-fi horror experience. This is a story not about xenomorphs, but about the creators of…
Fallacia ad Antichristium
A Contemporary Cognitive-Emotional Exploit in Political Narrative Architecture Author: Khannea S. DirvenDate: April 2025Classification: Cognitive Weaponization / Narrative Logic / Post-Digital Fallacy CataloguingStatus: Submitted for inclusion in The Revised Lexicon of Applied Memetic Pathologies (5th ed.) Abstract: This paper proposes the formal recognition of Fallacia ad Antichristum as a distinct and increasingly weaponized cognitive fallacy, emergent…
The AI Assistant Trap: How We’re Sleepwalking Into Something Far Worse Than Social Media
Let’s Keep It Simple: This Is About Control You know how social networks turned into a mess over the last 15 years? You went online to check up on friends. You ended up arguing about politics, seeing ads for things you only thought about, and maybe losing touch with reality altogether. Now imagine that,…
The Ghost War Chronicles
“Just a speculative fiction piece. A cathartic what-if. Totally unrealistic. Of course. Obviously.” April 8 2025 – A mysterious person calls the Ukrainian ministry of defense. It’s now April 8 2025. Ukraine lost US support mostly, Trump is squeezing Ukraine ruthlessly. Someone ministry of defense picks up the phone. “I would like to make…
Beyond Ribbon Cutting: Incentivizing Politicians with “Thrivage Shares”
Politicians typically measure success by short-term, highly visible achievements—ribbon-cutting ceremonies, grand openings of large commercial centers, or quick economic boosts from big-box stores. However, such developments frequently impose long-term fiscal burdens and societal costs, often invisible until after politicians have moved on to lucrative private-sector positions. Efforts to curb these problems—such as banning politicians from…
Built to Serve, Born to Rule: Humanity’s Oldest Code
The Primate’s Return: Fascism, Collapse, and the Deep Evolutionary Script Subtitle: What if authoritarianism, war, and sexual selection are not political anomalies, but ancient instincts encoded in the nervous system of Homo sapiens? Don’t worry this is only a hypothesis… although some conclusions can be hauntingly compelling. Introduction: A Species in Recurrence Across human history,…
A Whisper in the Gilded Cage: How the Shadows Are Coming for the Hyper-Rich, and Why They Should Be Afraid
The Silence Between Heartbeats: How the Rich Will Be Undone, and Why It Will Hurt More Than Fire Let’s speak clearly. There will be no guillotines this time. No clumsy mobs with torches, no dusty revolutions burning through the streets. We’re not interested in repeating the theater of 1789. It’s too noisy. Too expected….
The Greenland Gambit: Trump Invades an Ice Sheet and History Faceplants
Date: July 2nd, 2025Location: Greenland—yes, the actual frozen island—and NORAD’s ulcer The Setup: “We Tried to Buy It, Now We Take It” After being banned from Iceland, most of Europe, and several Mar-a-Lago golf carts, Trump set his delusions northward again. In a late-night, Diet Coke-fueled meltdown, he rediscovered a 2019 headline that he had…
The Dance of Chairs: Why No One Really Wanted to Be President in 2025
In April 2025, President Trump shocked the world by imposing a 20% tariff on all goods from the European Union. While many headlines focused on trade wars and retaliation from Europe, the real reason behind this move may be much deeper — and far more serious. This isn’t just about tariffs. It’s about debt. More…
“How Many Would Vote to Shackle the Billionaires?”
Public opinion is shifting. The era of unchecked wealth may be nearing its end. I. Introduction: The Tipping Point We live in an age where a handful of men—some half-genius, half-sociopath hybrids—own more wealth than most countries. These titans, with names like Musk, Bezos, and Trump, don’t just influence markets; they meddle in elections, rewrite…