Tying into the Premise of my Previous article of a Naughtier New Bond Reboot, a Bond That Has His Own Ideas On Certain Matters I was thinking of a premise for the fucked up era we are in, and a clean break with tradition. So I had an idea when I saw this:….
Let me explain. The above, apparently is in the Carribean. This map shows pretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht in st. barth for new year’s — jeff bezos, miriam adelson, shahid khan, sergey brin, jerry jones, and 100+ others. in the caribbean. each marker represents a large yacht broadcasting its position via AIS tracking, revealing just how many high value vessels are gathered in one place at the same time. St. barth turns into a global meeting point for billionaires, executives, celebrities, and ultra high net worth families. That is literally the same St.Barths where that fuckface son of a bitch Epstein had these delightful little soiree’s, completely uninterupted for decades. 
Now the question is – is the following video true? I don’t know. I can bloody well hope not even a fraction of what is said in the following video is true. This is Kyle Kulinsky, who is known to be on the relatively realistic, objective and sane in terms of left leaning Youtube channels and this guy is now voicing stuff that is … let’s say this almost made me puke in my mouth.
I don’t know about y’all reading this but I can see from where i am standing this vitriolic, seething rage building in the general population everywhere, this rage of “Guillotines won’t cut it this time“. I am not kidding, I see this livid hollow eyes degree of affront, where people are just waiting for an opportunity, a momentary lapse of weakness on part of the global elites just to pounce. There is this sense of “I no longer care if the world ends tomorrow, as long as we all get to lynch these motherfuckers first“.
Now let’s translate that to The Proverbial Hero of Our Time – This Now Promethean James Bond. The Guy that represents this new Zeitgeist of fighting whatever greatest narrative evil. The oil Bonds were a bit lost if you ask me. Killing Goldfinger still made sense, but after that it became just plain weird. Bond lost the plot and became just some Don Quixote, doing absolutely cool stuff we don’t actually have much empathic connection with. Frankly – That young kid in the 2010s, Jason Bourne, now that I could get behind. That was a kid that was fighting an enemy that made sense, at least the first 2 episodes, and the way he kicked ass and turned tables on the adversarial system, it was genius move after genius move. Movie Three still had it, but it already started smelling of celebrity culture of puffed up Hollywood faces and telltale signs of actors being trained by celebrity fitness Gurus closing in to his 50s. But was most jarring and deeply offensive was that in Episode 5, “Jason Bourne”, for some reason ‘he came back in’ because well he was closing into 50 and he needed a retirement plan and might as well put his special powers of death, mayhem and destruction to good use for The US Empire. In 2016, just as Trump became President. For fucks Sake.
Our New Bond won’t be like that, at least not for a while. He’ll look in the mirror and say out loud “I won’t be like those guys” and the audience will understand. As you get old, people sell out. Being old is real scary. You feel you miss things, and the big cure for everything is money and having special superpowers will get you a lot of money. And getting a shitload of money will get you access.
And having access, we now learn, there’s a now a narrative where apparently the rich fuck abuse as young as eleven, on an industrial scale, and do things so much worse I can’t even write them here. Watch the video above. Just listen to what Kyke Kulinsky says, “I now believe that…” and let that sink in. A conveyer belt industry of pedosexual child abuse and active indoctrination level grooming. Cannibalism. Torture. Snuff. Wanton murders. What else? The blood of Young people gets you this weird-ass looking plastic face? People in Hollywood now all look intensely fucked up of late?
So let’s go back to the premise. We have a Villain, because we can always blame a Villain. A villain is an expedient scapegoat. A Villain wants to Take Over The World and he has an Evil Plan. In the old days the old cookie cutter James Bond would have acted as a very straightforward foil to such a plan.
So looking at above map we have a evil plan. The Evil Genius wants to target the Unreasonable, Sociopathic elites of the world in one fell swoop. He does not want to kill them, say, with a Nuclear, Chemical, Biological attack. Nope… he wants to introduce a biochemical agent that virally introduces a Scopolamine adjacent substance into these people. Incidentally, this storyline syncs with the earlier storyline we were fed in James Bond 25, and we picked up in the Reboot in episode 26. So if we are to have an Amazon reboot (deep sigh) with a TV series (deeper sigh) back to back with Episode 26 literally set in the years 2007 to 2021, Filming in 2027, introducing a contrary and very smart and unorthodox new James Bond surrounded by a team of rather shady MI6 characters. Could literally be Luther, Jackson Lamb, Bianca Pulman…
Villeneuve could pull this off.
So here’s my idea. The Evil Guy plans to poison all these Rich People, and have them write their Billions over to HIM (or Her?) and then kill themselves. That’s it. So – an orgy of death and blood and hayhem. James Bond is set on the task, he figures it out, Evil guy limps away hurt, You Will Not Catch Me This Time You Upstart Bond, But Next Time I will Kill You… Bond intervenes and…
Camera pans away….
Aftermath. Villain has disappeared. Bond in Mallory’s office. They watch the Billions of the Obscenely Rich percolate through Charities and major transparancy. Apparently something odd happened. All those ledgers were opened up to the light, Panama Papers X1000. The whole world is on the precipice, scandals, instability, court cases, people are going to prison by the thousands, many just disappear.
Mallory glints at Bond. “I I ever find out you were behind this little shitshow…“
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