We all realize you were terrified after that little January 2021 stunt. You half-heartedly attempted to whine yourself into a better negotiations position. Like always, you chickened out. You halfheartedly paid for plane tickets for some overweight far right sociopaths to shit on Pelosi’s desk. The visuals of your deplorable’s insurrection was dominated by some psychiatric patient incel cosplaying a Bison Shaman and a bunch of nazi afficionado’s near lynching the capital police. You fucked up there, donnie.
So the chips fell fast in the last few years. You knew you were going to prison, eventually – or spend most of your final years sitting in a court room, stinking up the place. An endless parade of likely minority Judges would be hearing witnesses – and eventually one would have you in the court room in a ventilated cubicle to protect the Jury from the pervasive stench of fear.
So what did you do? You went to the dark side. You waded neck deep into the swamp and negotiated the unthinkable – a complete sell-out to the Oligarchy, the Evangelical sociopathy-industrial complex, your far right nazi adjacent racists “fine gentlemen”, the hate fetishists, the incels.
People you routinely despise, people who would under any other conditions despise you. Your fallback position at the end of your life was closing deals with the people you loathed all your life.
So the result was agenda 25.
So I am writing this september 2025. It doesn’t look good. You are bleeding credibility with this whole Epstein mess. You are furious – you effed some (at the time very willing) 14 year old sluts. It was a contractual thing and you are furious these sluts are now making trouble. In your understanding they are negotiating for a higher pay-out. You can’t understand the idea these stupid sluts were actually treated like human cattle (you have no conception of suffering other than your own) and exploited and discarded after respective shelf life. You were deeply embedded (I shudder at that mental image) in a widespread pedophyle conspiracy.
But the real problem is who else was involved – and is now exposed. You being exposed as a disgusting fat orange slobbing thrusting slimily in some 12 year old kid for a glorious full 12 seconds of narcissistic glory, that’s already bad. But if these GOP kingmakers, these evanglical megachurch donors, these IT nerd-bros, thee big oil horrorshow people, these corporate vampires, half the GOP, probably a decent enough percentage of the DNC elites … the list goes on. These people EXPECT you to quelch the whole Epstein debacle, and do it fast.
But the real problem is that 37.4 Trillion dollar debt, and the part of that that must be refinanced – nine trllion. You are jleft holding that bag of biggest accumulated excrement known to humanity ever, Donnie. It’s yours to be strung around your neck of it fails. So you are in a hole and you are digging deeper on an industrial scale. You are twisting yourself and your regime into a Pretzel, launching major distraction theatre at a rate of several per day. It’s not working. People at fancy royal dinners in the UK are negotiating to not have to sit next to you and your stuffed diaper. Those who do are in photographs clearly wearing nose plugs.
Donnie I am going to be nice and give you a head’s up. Consider it a courtesy call.
Soon this will break and I am going to tell you exactly where it will break. It will be the billonaires that paid for your ticket to get into this place. Your policies are not exactly, how do I say this, ‘ indicative of having anything aproximating even the bare basics of economic understanding’. Your tariffs sound like pre WW2 policies that would once have been favored by Abe Simpson. You are sounding more like a total loser every day, and your only card left is the one that might keep you out of prison, but it will also destroy the US – and that card is going full authoritarian, lash out against people standing up to you, artifiially engineer targets for your base of clowns and weirdos to HATE, drive up the fascism.
You dont care what this does to the fabric of the United Shursh. You dont wanna go to prison or be otherwise marginally inconvenienced. People yell at you in a restaurant? Put these people in prison in RICO charges for ten years, what the fuck you care.
I was going to tell you how it breaks, right?
The people who got you in the saddle, the people who hoisted you onto the shield for a last round – the moment these people realise full well their investments are likely soon going to get the default donnie treatment – i.e. you ‘renegotiating’ US debt. Doing some bullshit two bit snake old scam, like the one you are planning with that stablecoin. A shit idea if I ever heard one. Thne moment those people realize the investments they have in dollar denominated assets are going to be worth pennies on the dollar, is the moment they’ll proactively are going full balls-to-the-wall shorts. Bezos already started. He cashed out on a wedding with the sluttiest possible trophy wife – where did he recruit HER ? The Badabing club?? – to the tune of ten billion. Boys need new toys, the wifey needs new shoes, daddy needs a new yacht and some spacedick, amirite? Hail to the underperforming bald small dick cuck-fetishists of the world, Donnie, but he IS doing it. He cashed out. Not but all his assets, but enough to be a big warning.
Donnie here is what you are going to do. You are going to start a “traitor tax”. You are going to go o national TV and snarl at the camera that “activist woke billionaire democrats are planning to sabotage The United Shursh” and you won’t take it.
You are going to implement what you will call – “a Traitor Tax“.
You know calling it like that will be a very bad idea. Thing is now I wrote this you won’t be able to resist calling it that. You will now in your minds eye you will be calling these people traitors. Zuckerberg with his Hawai private Kingdom. That creepy vampireface Thiel and his Antichrist fetish – that guy may have good ideas but he sure gives you the creeps – him and his New Zealand GTFO bunker. Bezos, who now holds seven foreign passports and has a jet fueled around the clock to LEAVE if the dollar inadvertently implodes.
These people are all potential traitors. So why not hit them where it hurts, proactively and show them who’s the boss? Yes, that’s right Donnie, let that blood boil. Time for a Traitor Tax. Do it donnie. You know it will feel good – and the base will eat it up.