Look, I live in Amsterdam, where the closest thing to a political crisis is whether a new bike lane is causing a minor inconvenience to three pedestrians. So, I watch America’s slow-motion train wreck like it’s some insane reality show with a budget too high to cancel.
And here we are, yet again. Donald J. Trump—the human embodiment of a botched facelift—is crawling back toward the White House, and his opposition still hasn’t figured out how to fight back effectively.
Do I have to spell this out for you docile losers?? This isn’t normal politics. This is a slow coup, a fascist takeover wrapped in dumb reality TV antics. And if you think “vote harder” is going to stop it, you have already lost.
But there is hope. Trump is beatable. He and his cult are not invincible. In fact, their greatest weakness is chaos and overreach. They flood the system to exhaust and overwhelm opponents. So guess what? You can do the same.
Here’s a step-by-step manual on how to make a second Trump term so miserable, so expensive, so humiliating, that he and his cronies spend more time fighting for their survival than actually governing.
Step 1: Legal Warfare – Sue Everything That Moves
Trump weaponizes the courts. He files frivolous lawsuits to stall cases against him, buries opponents in legal fees, and delays consequences indefinitely.
So why aren’t you doing the same?
- File ethics complaints against every Trump official. They will break the law—it’s what they do. Bury them in investigations.
- Launch class-action lawsuits from every affected group. Immigrants, workers, LGBTQ+ people, journalists—everyone Trump targets should be filing massive coordinated lawsuits.
- FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) them into oblivion. Every Trump decision, every shady donor deal, every secret pardon—drag it into the sunlight.
- Force Republican states into expensive legal battles. Red states will be passing horrific laws—so make them fight lawsuits on all of them, draining their budgets.
- Delay, obstruct, sue, and stall. If Trump wants to rule by executive order, make every order go through a gauntlet of legal hell.
Step 2: Psychological Warfare – Break Trump’s Mind
Trump doesn’t fear jail. He doesn’t care about hypocrisy. But you know what he does fear? Humiliation. Loss. Weakness.
So shatter his ego daily.
- Mock his mental decline. The guy sounds like a glitching text-to-speech program on a $5 laptop. Make it clear he is senile, weak, and pathetic.
- ake #TrumpIsWeak trend daily. He thrives on strength optics. Take that away, and watch him unravel.
- Expose how much his own party hates him. MAGA idiots don’t see it, but the GOP establishment loathes him. Amplify GOP backstabbing stories. Make them fight each other.
- Drive wedges between him and his inner circle. Make Jared and Ivanka’s betrayal the top headline every week. Force Trump to constantly question loyalty.
Step 3: Drown the GOP in Internal Civil War
Trump’s biggest weakness isn’t the left—it’s his own party.
- Amplify GOP feuds. Make DeSantis, Nikki Haley, and the MAGA cult fight over who is the real heir to the throne.
- Expose their money problems. The RNC is broke as hell. Make donors terrified to back them.
- Encourage far-right purity tests. Trump’s base is batshit insane. Push them to demand “real MAGA” loyalty pledges. Force GOP moderates to disown Trump or become unelectable.
The more they fight internally, the less time they have to wreck democracy.
Step 4: Own the Media Cycle – Never Let Him Set the Narrative
Trump dominates headlines by forcing the press to react to his chaos. You can flip that script.
- Make Trump a joke, not a threat. Frame him as a bumbling, desperate old man surrounded by idiots.
- Turn every Trump story into GOP dysfunction. Instead of “Trump rants about immigrants,” headline it as “Republicans Panic as Trump’s Rhetoric Threatens Suburban Votes.”
- Normalize opposition tactics. The right glorifies their radicals. The left disowns them. Time to stop. Make protest and disruption mainstream.
Step 5: Call Out the Ugly Truth – MAGA Wants a Cracker Ethnostate
A significant percentage of Trump’s base wants a white nationalist dictatorship.
- Not “economic anxiety.”
- Not “forgotten working-class voters.”
- They want a strongman to purge their enemies and enforce Christian nationalism.
- Call it fascism. Stop with the euphemisms. Say it loud and often.
- Make moderates uncomfortable. Force them to acknowledge what they’re siding with.
- Expose their “strong leader” fetish. The GOP fantasizes about dictatorship. Use their own words to scare off suburban voters.
Step 6: Hit Their Wallets – Make MAGA Too Expensive to Maintain
Trump runs on billionaire backing and dark money. So target the funding.
- Boycott corporations that fund Trump. Make it a financial risk to be associated with MAGA.
- File SEC complaints against every sketchy Trump business venture (Truth Social, NFT scams, grift PACs).
- Publicly shame GOP donors. Most of them hate the attention.
Step 7: Build Parallel Power Structures
You can’t wait for the Democrats to save you. They almost certainly sold out. Build new structures.
- Mutual aid networks. MAGA attacks the vulnerable—protect them directly.
- Independent media. Stop relying on CNN. Fund and grow leftist and independent news.
- Grow unions, worker power. MAGA hates unions. Build them anyway.
Final Thought: Stop Playing Nice. Stop Waiting for a Savior.
Trumpism won’t die naturally. It must be driven into the ground, piece by piece.
This isn’t about playing fair. They sure as hell aren’t.
So overwhelm them. Exhaust them. Mock them. Tie up their courts, waste their money, destroy their internal cohesion.
Make Trumpism exhausting, humiliating, and expensive.
Two can play this game.
So why aren’t you?