This here is the verbatim scan for my contribution to “Serbian cultural growth”. Like as if they didn’t have enough sexyness out there… (sigh! *moan* thinks of a few dark haired beauties)… Can someone arrange a verbatim translation for me?

Khannea: “holy shit I am in Belgrade! What the hell am I doing here?”
Undisclosed commentator: “you are trolling the real world.”